ME:
I am in a body … it’s pretty dark … I can’t see anything
clearly … it’s all blurry … but I can hear a voice …
ME:
I thought I was alone … who are you ???
ME:
I am you and I am me … I am nothing beyond that !!!
ME:
You are me ?
(LOL) … wow … that sounds … pretty weird … what is your name ?
ME:
My name is "Maik Wolfram" …
WOLFRAM:
I am a totalitarian art figure !!!
ME:
Me ? … well … I can't remember doing that …
WOLFRAM:
You did a fantastic job !!!
ME:
Thank you … : ) … Do you have any idea how that was possible ?
ME:
Trough unconditional selfie love you created the perfect model of the 21st century artist genius ...
ME:
Well … that's just how "I" am ...
(BIG SMILE)ME:
For half a century I studied "modern art".
In the hundredth semester I became aware that all the "modern artists" I admired were just prototypes
and that the whole 20th century was just a blueprint for something much bigger that was yet to come.
I got my master degree but I hadn't found my master yet.
My longing for super perfection wasn't satisfied. What I needed was a guru who would enlighten me ...
someone who would lead me to the unfolding of my true creative potential ... someone I could look up to ...
someone I could adore. ... I wanted an ultimate super idol !!!
ME:
You wanted an ultimate super idol.
ME:
I guess that's ultra right !!!
ME:
That's why you created "ME"?
ME:
I don't know. You suddenly appeared ...
ME:
However ... I am glad that I met you ... I find you very interesting !!!
ME
Thank you ! If you want to know more about me you can ask me anything.
ME:
What do you do for a living ?
ME:
I work for the 'Ministry of Art.'
ME:
So you are a civil servant ?
ME:
Are you the gate keeper ?
ME:
Are you a building cleaner ?
ME:
OK ... I get it ... you are an Artist ... right ?
ME:
I am the one and only 'Creative Imperator' !!! I own the 'Ministry of Art' !!!
ME:
Isn't that a public institution ?
ME:
Well ... it was free ... so I overtook it ... now it's mine !!!
ME:
That's pretty unbelievable. How can I know that you are not an imposter ?
ME:
You can look up the Ministry's web address ... it's
www.Ministry-of-Art.org.
In the imprint of the Ministry of Art's website you will find my name. If that is not proof enough I can't help you.
ME:
WOW ... now i am impressed !!! 'Creative Imperator' sounds like a pretty high position.
ME:
In the Ministry it is the No.1 top position !!!
ME:
WOW ... interesting ... you are telling me that you are the culture minister in the Ministry of Art ?
ME:
I am not a minister ... I am the Imperator !!!
ME:
I am a super dictator !!!
ME:
Sorry ... what did you say ??
ME:
I rule the art world !!!
ME:
You dream ... ! ? ! ? ! ?
ME:
Yes ... it's the ultimate dream position. After my first solo art show at the age of three was sold out within minutes,
I had no doubts that one day I would become super successfull, but If someone had told me at the beginning of my career
that I will become the 'Creative Imperator', I wouldn't have believed it !!!
Now, after I have made it, I am the most important art figure !!! I rule the contemporary art world !!!
ME:
WOW ... now ... I am speechless ...
ME:
I understand ...
meeting the most important art figure of the 21 century is probably a bit much for you ... however ...
I have an important appointment now. If there are any further questions feel free to contact my office ...
